On another note, as the world gets wet over the iPad I just, laugh, snicker, and point, call everybody stupid and tell em it’s just a fuckin iPod touch that ate a 1UP mushroom from Super Mario. It’s only apple’s greed over the Kindle. It was fast to develop, no R&D team, just, ” hey, let’s make the touch bigger, and add books! That’ll steal their market!”

Shame!

Anyway. That’s all I had to say during my math class. Cheers!

Anyway. Horrible shit in russia huh? If u live in manhattan get ready to have your crotch patted down by NYs finest before u board the A train. Booya!

And of course everyone doesnt like that, especially the “western world”…get it? You know, the countries that have the most to lose. I just dont have an ounce of a good feeling of what’s to come. On one hand I dont agree with UN rules regarding nuclear warfare, and treaties signed.  Why should any country be involved in any chemical/biological programs that one (smaller) country might have. Just because they have influential power?

And on the other hand, if you’re a small country that has nothing that other countries might want and feel like taking it by force from you, why do you need a nuclear program? Raises questions.

Also. King of Pop Michael Jackson died. Rest in peace. But thats yesterday’s news. And im waiting for the massive media “controversy” that is to come. It already started. Oh the “mystery” behind his death. Just like anyone else…Heath Ledger, Anna Nicole Smith..etc. Here we go…

And now it’s ugly outside and so un-june that it makes me want hot days faster. Summer is off to a slow start.

So anyway I decide out of the blue, to head over to American Apparel to see what they have. And my eyes have been shocked out of their sockets. Tits on the american apparel website! And lots of them! Wasnt a huge AA shopper before, so I wasnt really familiar with the website, but today, I was really familiar. Some models had tons of pre-teen wet dream look on their faces, of which some were amateur models, and some other ones pros, but alot of nudity. Dumb & young looking 21 yrolds with their tops off.  It looked like Howard Stern’s Green room.

And now do not get me wrong, I dont have anything against it, I mean cmon, everyone loves breasts, even women. But just not expecting it.

Oh well. Tits and Colorful V-neck shirts on sale now!

Anyway…yeah. Its the 25th, its hot outside. Really hot. For all those who are laying in the sun at the beach with a cold beer in hand, I hate you. I am enjoying couple of days off, (what, you think i dont have a day job?) you must be silly, with this economy at least.

I keep seeing all these “nostalgia” themed videos popping out everywhere, related to the internet and computers.  Yea, we are moving really fast, and I dont know how good it is. I just feel we’re not ready for serious technical advances. I mean….can you say “full HDTV broadcasting rescheduled for june”? If half of america cant handle that, then how are we going to handle, full on touchscreen systems, and robots, and interactive menus in advanced vehicles and other things. For God’s sake, we still have soccer moms who cant even program the right time on a microwave.

It so funny…people used to have journals and diaries, the most secret of all notebooks was your sister’s diary, and now they call them blogs and everyone is supposed to read them. Funny how that works.

Im seeing all these magazines talking about these two …erm..lovebirds and their 350 kids, so I pick up a usweekly or something and start reading about their recent…problems.

Now I’ve never been a fan of the show, but I know what its about, and seen snippets and 1 or 2 episodes. Apparently, their current situation is that they’re getting a divorce. Over Jon’s affair, and him re-living what any married 30-something wants to re-live. Driving fast 2 seaters and banging blonde co-eds.

So in this pristine perfect suburban odyssey, shit starts rolling downhill, 8 kids get their lives messed up, expensive lawsuits, fierce custody battle, spousal hate, four letter words exchange, premarital dreams shot to shit=total dysfunction. I love it!

Somewhere, in a dimly lit tv studio, Jerry Springer, is preparing new cue cards, and a sparkle in the corner of his eyes forms tears the size of freshly picked cantaloupes.

It’s Ladies First, so let me talk to you for a minute, Kate….shut the fuck up.

And really, if she loves controling everything,….two words, “birth control”. Nobody falls for what she seems to be on TV, I know a psycho and a controlling pre menopausal, not fucked, neat freak when I see one. God…, I  can only imagine having sex with her after 8 kids, …. like trying to fuck an empty Folgers can.

And after all the bs she put the  guy through, after the split, he lives in the house, in a room above the garage. Wow… all those years in college to get a spiffy CSE degree, really pay off when ex-wifey tells you where your place is in the house you paid for.  Not to mention the explosive behaviour that some times put the kids’ lifes in jeopardy (throwing things across the room etc…) not seen on cameras and reported by their families, which is gonna do her “great” for the custody battle.

Do I condemn the guy? No, I mean, it only takes  one episode to see who he’s dealing with…

So wait a minute….

Jon + Kate + 8

Jon + Kate + 8 = 0

- Jon                              – Jon

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Kate + 8 = – Jon

- 8               – 8

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Kate = – Jon – 8       (funny how that works for her)

So thats where the C average in math pays off!…Now I get it .

Ok in typical blog fashion, I have to find a picture of a sandy beach somewhere in some impossibly beautiful island, and illegally post it without copyright to help support my empty words.

So yeah…here you go. Matamanoa, Fiji. Drool.

Why? Cause craigslist is cool. Craigslist is the reason for many solid merchandise exchanges, low price bargains, community forums, NSA fuck buddy gatherings, jobs. And now murder. You cant get that even on ebay.