Oh you know where Im going with this, just by reading the title.
Im seeing all these magazines talking about these two …erm..lovebirds and their 350 kids, so I pick up a usweekly or something and start reading about their recent…problems.
Now I’ve never been a fan of the show, but I know what its about, and seen snippets and 1 or 2 episodes. Apparently, their current situation is that they’re getting a divorce. Over Jon’s affair, and him re-living what any married 30-something wants to re-live. Driving fast 2 seaters and banging blonde co-eds.
So in this pristine perfect suburban odyssey, shit starts rolling downhill, 8 kids get their lives messed up, expensive lawsuits, fierce custody battle, spousal hate, four letter words exchange, premarital dreams shot to shit=total dysfunction. I love it!
Somewhere, in a dimly lit tv studio, Jerry Springer, is preparing new cue cards, and a sparkle in the corner of his eyes forms tears the size of freshly picked cantaloupes.
It’s Ladies First, so let me talk to you for a minute, Kate….shut the fuck up.
And really, if she loves controling everything,….two words, “birth control”. Nobody falls for what she seems to be on TV, I know a psycho and a controlling pre menopausal, not fucked, neat freak when I see one. God…, I can only imagine having sex with her after 8 kids, …. like trying to fuck an empty Folgers can.
And after all the bs she put the guy through, after the split, he lives in the house, in a room above the garage. Wow… all those years in college to get a spiffy CSE degree, really pay off when ex-wifey tells you where your place is in the house you paid for. Not to mention the explosive behaviour that some times put the kids’ lifes in jeopardy (throwing things across the room etc…) not seen on cameras and reported by their families, which is gonna do her “great” for the custody battle.
Do I condemn the guy? No, I mean, it only takes one episode to see who he’s dealing with…
So wait a minute….
Jon + Kate + 8
Jon + Kate + 8 = 0
- Jon – Jon
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Kate + 8 = – Jon
- 8 – 8
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Kate = – Jon – 8 (funny how that works for her)
So thats where the C average in math pays off!…Now I get it .